Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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