he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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