I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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