she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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