biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Never underestimate the power of titties
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