the day after is always just damage control
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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