Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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