I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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