How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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