My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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