Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
