All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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