You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
