Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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