plz talk dirty to me
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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