she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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