Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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