the only muscles i have these days is kegels
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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