I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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