"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Two words: nipple clamps
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