That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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