Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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