Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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