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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.

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I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.

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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(480): View more from Arizona

you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?

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(646): View more from New York

How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.

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