i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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