Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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