I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
