so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Randomize