sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize