i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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