You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
smell my finger.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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