btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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