you lied. pity sex is amazing.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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