awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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