Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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