i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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