you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Randomize
