Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He? As in you personified your dick?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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