Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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