Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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