Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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