we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I didn't notice because vodka
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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