After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
