I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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