i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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