Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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