butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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