My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Randomize
