she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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