You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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