i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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