3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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