Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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