And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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