at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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