You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
