i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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